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Nov
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surisburnbook:

I don’t know what’s worse — Sean Preston’s shiny jeans or Sean Preston’s shiny hair. Actually, we all know what’s worst here.
Target germs.


I actually sort of like Sean Preston’s shiny jeans. Go figure.

surisburnbook:

I don’t know what’s worse — Sean Preston’s shiny jeans or Sean Preston’s shiny hair. Actually, we all know what’s worst here.

Target germs.

I actually sort of like Sean Preston’s shiny jeans. Go figure.

Apr
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stfuhypocrisy:

thisgingersnapsback:

sprintplease:

Um, I, ugh, I cannot express my hatred for people like this. Just, wow fuck you and go to your hell.

Yeah, this is absolutely fucked up.

I really hate the world. Hey lady, why are you dressed in a checkered shirt with flowers? Why are you dressed like that? Why is your hair short and dark brown? Why? 
WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT SHE WEARS? 
ugh.

So amazing that anyone can look right at another human being and be this ignorant. “Be like English people.” She’s an English-person. She was born there. But I bet she’s ashamed that YOU are her country-woman, you mean, classless troll.

stfuhypocrisy:

thisgingersnapsback:

sprintplease:

Um, I, ugh, I cannot express my hatred for people like this. Just, wow fuck you and go to your hell.

Yeah, this is absolutely fucked up.

I really hate the world. Hey lady, why are you dressed in a checkered shirt with flowers? Why are you dressed like that? Why is your hair short and dark brown? Why? 

WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT SHE WEARS? 

ugh.

So amazing that anyone can look right at another human being and be this ignorant. “Be like English people.” She’s an English-person. She was born there. But I bet she’s ashamed that YOU are her country-woman, you mean, classless troll.

(Source: thecouscousqueen, via stfueverything)

Aug
31st
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garfieldminusgarfield
This one is amazing. 

garfieldminusgarfield

This one is amazing. 

Aug
16th
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What about horse racing?

What about horse racing?

(via shortpeopleproblems)

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I have this problem and I’m 5’9” — I just have little hands. 
shortpeopleproblems

I have this problem and I’m 5’9” — I just have little hands. 

shortpeopleproblems

Aug
8th
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goatsonstuff:

Who doesn’t need a little extra push on Monday fucking morning?

goatsonstuff:

Who doesn’t need a little extra push on Monday fucking morning?

Jul
22nd
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This is the cutest thing ever.
goatsonstuff:

Very occasionally, being on a blind date with someone from a completely different background turns out to be the best thing that ever fucking happened.

This is the cutest thing ever.

goatsonstuff:

Very occasionally, being on a blind date with someone from a completely different background turns out to be the best thing that ever fucking happened.

Jul
7th
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Am I crazy to agree to go on a cruise with my whole family for three days this winter?

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Ohhh, silly goat, what is she looking at up there? So cute I want to die.

Ohhh, silly goat, what is she looking at up there? So cute I want to die.

(via goatsonstuff)

Jun
28th
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Goat in the house! I want a goat in my house.

Goat in the house! I want a goat in my house.

(via goatsonstuff)